<i>(We take you now to the Oval Office.)</i><br><br>
George: Condi! Nice to sec you. What’s happening?<br>
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.<br>
George: Great. Lay it on me.<br>
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.<br>
George: That’s what I want to know.<br>
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.<br>
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?<br>
Condi: Yes.<br>
George: I mean the fellow’s name.<br>
Condi: Hu.<br>
George: The guy in China.<br>
Condi: Hu.<br>
George: The new leader of China.<br>
Condi: Hu.<br>
George: The Chinaman!<br>
Condi: Hu is leading China.<br>
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?<br>
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.<br>
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?<br>
Condi: That’s the man’s name.<br>
George: That’s who’s name?<br>
Condi: Yes.<br>
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?<br>
Condi: Yes, sir.<br>
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.<br>
Condi: That’s correct.<br>
George: Then who is in China?<br>
Condi: Yes, sir.<br>
George: Yassir is in China?<br>
Condi: No, sir.<br>
George: Then who is?<br>
Condi: Yes, sir.<br>
George: Yassir?<br>
Condi: No, sir.<br>
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.<br>
Condi: Kofi?<br>
George: No, thanks.<br>
Condi: You want Kofi?<br>
George: No.<br>
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.<br>
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk, and then get me the U.N.<br>
Condi: Yes, sir.<br>
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.<br>
Condi: Kofi?<br>
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?<br>
Condi: And call who?<br>
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?<br>
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.<br>
George: Will you stay out of China?!<br>
Condi: Yes, sir.<br>
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.<br>
Condi: Kofi.<br>
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.<br>
(Condi picks up the phone.)<br>
Condi: Rice, here.<br>
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send same to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?<p>;)
Přijde takhle chlápek k doktorovi a na noze má přirostlou žábu. <BR>Co se vám to stalo, ptá se doktor a ta žába povídá " Nevím pane doktore, začalo to jako malý pupínek"....
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<i>(We take you now to the Oval Office.)</i><br><br>
George: Condi! Nice to sec you. What’s happening?<br>
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.<br>
George: Great. Lay it on me.<br>
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.<br>
George: That’s what I want to know.<br>
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.<br>
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?<br>
Condi: Yes.<br>
George: I mean the fellow’s name.<br>
Condi: Hu.<br>
George: The guy in China.<br>
Condi: Hu.<br>
George: The new leader of China.<br>
Condi: Hu.<br>
George: The Chinaman!<br>
Condi: Hu is leading China.<br>
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?<br>
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.<br>
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?<br>
Condi: That’s the man’s name.<br>
George: That’s who’s name?<br>
Condi: Yes.<br>
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?<br>
Condi: Yes, sir.<br>
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.<br>
Condi: That’s correct.<br>
George: Then who is in China?<br>
Condi: Yes, sir.<br>
George: Yassir is in China?<br>
Condi: No, sir.<br>
George: Then who is?<br>
Condi: Yes, sir.<br>
George: Yassir?<br>
Condi: No, sir.<br>
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.<br>
Condi: Kofi?<br>
George: No, thanks.<br>
Condi: You want Kofi?<br>
George: No.<br>
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.<br>
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk, and then get me the U.N.<br>
Condi: Yes, sir.<br>
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.<br>
Condi: Kofi?<br>
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?<br>
Condi: And call who?<br>
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?<br>
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.<br>
George: Will you stay out of China?!<br>
Condi: Yes, sir.<br>
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.<br>
Condi: Kofi.<br>
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.<br>
(Condi picks up the phone.)<br>
Condi: Rice, here.<br>
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send same to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?<p>;)